{"id":1254,"date":"2012-02-14T08:58:53","date_gmt":"2012-02-14T08:58:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/content.staffsante.fr\/?p=1254"},"modified":"2017-10-10T15:44:48","modified_gmt":"2017-10-10T13:44:48","slug":"a-la-saint-valentin-dune-infirmiere-tu-as-besoin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.staffsante.fr\/contenu\/a-la-saint-valentin-dune-infirmiere-tu-as-besoin\/","title":{"rendered":"Infirmi\u00e8re : mythe ou r\u00e9alit\u00e9 ?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Souvent cit\u00e9 comme l’un des fantasme num\u00e9ro un des hommes, l’infirmi\u00e8re est pourtant loin du st\u00e9r\u00e9otype v\u00e9hicul\u00e9 par les magazines, la t\u00e9l\u00e9vision ou m\u00eame juste l’imagination de ces Messieurs<\/p>\n

Attention, les \u00e9l\u00e9ments qui vont suivre risquent de d\u00e9sillusionner la plupart des hommes.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Le d\u00e9tail oubli\u00e9 num\u00e9ro 1<\/strong><\/p>\n

L’infirmi\u00e8re a des chaussures. Eh oui elle n’est pas en talons-aiguilles dans son service \u00e0 se balader de chambres en chambres. Pire que \u00e7a, elle porte des Crocs (mais si, ces chaussures qui ont tent\u00e9 une perc\u00e9e dans le monde de la mode l’ann\u00e9e derni\u00e8re).<\/em><\/p>\n

Le d\u00e9tail oubli\u00e9 num\u00e9ro 2<\/strong><\/p>\n

La jupe de l’infirmi\u00e8re. Si elle en porte une, elle se rapproche davantage de la jupe de couvent que celle des plages au mois d\u2019Ao\u00fbt. Pire (attention spoiler)<\/em> l’infirmi\u00e8re est bien souvent en pantalon.<\/p>\n

Le d\u00e9tail oubli\u00e9 num\u00e9ro 3<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pour beaucoup, l’infirmi\u00e8re est g\u00e9n\u00e9reusement form\u00e9e et, laisse \u00e9videment entrouverts les boutons de sa chemise blanche immacul\u00e9e. Malheureusement, comme dans beaucoup de m\u00e9tiers, l’infirmi\u00e8re passe des concours et est donc dipl\u00f4m\u00e9e en fonction de son savoir plus que de son d\u00e9collet\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Le d\u00e9tail oubli\u00e9 num\u00e9ro 4<\/strong><\/p>\n

Toute la journ\u00e9e, l’infirmi\u00e8re se prom\u00e8ne entre les services, un st\u00e9thoscope autour du cou, pr\u00eate \u00e0 ausculter tous les patients fi\u00e9vreux. Sachez qu’elle fait aussi les piq\u00fbres et qu’elle ne se sert pas de st\u00e9thoscope \u00e0 tout va. En plus, elle a tellement de travail qu’elle ne se prom\u00e8ne jamais. Enfin, elle aura plut\u00f4t tendance \u00e0 vous inoculer un s\u00e9datif plut\u00f4t qu’un petit comprim\u00e9 bleu.<\/p>\n

Le clich\u00e9 des clich\u00e9s<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bien s\u00fbr, \u00e9t\u00e9 comme hiver, l’infirmi\u00e8re est nue sous sa blouse<\/del> robe. H\u00e9las messieurs, hygi\u00e8ne (et confort) oblige, elle reste une professionnelle de la sant\u00e9 et porte donc plusieurs couches sous son uniforme. De m\u00eame elle ne secoue pas sa chatoyante crini\u00e8re blonde au vent. Non, pour les m\u00eames raisons, elle attache soigneusement ses cheveux.<\/p>\n

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