{"id":5103,"date":"2018-08-16T12:28:14","date_gmt":"2018-08-16T10:28:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/content.staffsante.fr\/?p=5103"},"modified":"2018-08-30T10:58:46","modified_gmt":"2018-08-30T08:58:46","slug":"le-meilleur-des-tweets-sur-les-hopitaux-soignants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.staffsante.fr\/contenu\/le-meilleur-des-tweets-sur-les-hopitaux-soignants\/","title":{"rendered":"Le meilleur des tweets sur les h\u00f4pitaux"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Les m\u00e9decins, les blouses, les infirmiers, les h\u00f4pitaux&#8230; Si certains patients ne sont pas toujours tr\u00e8s \u00e0 l&#8217;aise avec \u00e7a, d&#8217;autres n&#8217;h\u00e9sitent pas \u00e0 s&#8217;imaginer de &#8220;l&#8217;autre c\u00f4t\u00e9 du miroir&#8221; et \u00e0 tourner cela en d\u00e9rision.<br \/>\nStaffsant\u00e9 a retrouv\u00e9 pour vous le meilleur des tweets sur les soignants et les h\u00f4pitaux.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"fr\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"fr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8211; Docteur, je crois qu&#8217;il est mort.<br \/>\n&#8211; C&#8217;est un mannequin, Sylvie.<br \/>\n&#8211; Peu importe son m\u00e9tier, c&#8217;est triste.<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/fCTy6rS6UT\">pic.twitter.com\/fCTy6rS6UT<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u2014 Clark Con (@7MdsDeCons) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/7MdsDeCons\/status\/717338738460925953?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">5 avril 2016<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"fr\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"fr\">Si j&#8217;\u00e9tais chirurgien je dirais au patient &#8220;Toujours ok pour changer de sexe?&#8221; au moment o\u00f9 il s&#8217;endort pour voir combien de temps il lutte.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Le Parfait Inconnu (@Speroni_Florent) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Speroni_Florent\/status\/623496559200706560?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">21 juillet 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"fr\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"fr\">\u00c0 l&#8217;h\u00f4pital, le premier devoir du personnel est de te sauver la vie. Par contre, je crois que leurs cuistos n&#8217;en n&#8217;ont pas \u00e9t\u00e9 inform\u00e9s.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Blondie (@BlondieBarbieO1) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BlondieBarbieO1\/status\/601484872482476032?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">21 mai 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"fr\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"fr\">&#8221;JE NE VEUX PAS DEVENIR CHIRURGIEN &#8211; I DON&#8217;T WANT TO BE STOURI.&#8221; &#8211; Nelson Monfort.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Maurice (@MauditMaurice) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MauditMaurice\/status\/369421664527716352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">19 ao\u00fbt 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"fr\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"fr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">Di\u00e9t\u00e9ticienne : Faut \u00e9viter les trois &#8220;P&#8221;. Pomme de terre, pain, p\u00e2tes<br \/>\nMoi, soulag\u00e9 : Heureusement y a pas de P \u00e0 raclette<br \/>\nDi\u00e9t\u00e9ticienne : \ud83d\ude12<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u2014 Pompe le Mousse (@Pompe_lemousse) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Pompe_lemousse\/status\/803699296638009346?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">29 novembre 2016<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"fr\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"fr\">Finalement, \u00eatre infirmier, c&#8217;est quand-m\u00eame une occasion rare d&#8217;\u00eatre plut\u00f4t flatt\u00e9 apr\u00e8s cette phrase: \u00abj&#8217;ai rien senti\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Salejul (@salejul) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/salejul\/status\/1033097868557606912?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">24 ao\u00fbt 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les m\u00e9decins, les blouses, les infirmiers, les h\u00f4pitaux&#8230; Si certains patients ne sont pas toujours tr\u00e8s \u00e0 l&#8217;aise avec \u00e7a, d&#8217;autres n&#8217;h\u00e9sitent pas \u00e0 s&#8217;imaginer de &#8220;l&#8217;autre c\u00f4t\u00e9 du miroir&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5250,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[124,263],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v19.14 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Le meilleur des tweets sur les h\u00f4pitaux | STAFFSANT\u00c9<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Les m\u00e9decins, les blouses, les infirmiers, les h\u00f4pitaux... 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