{"id":5941,"date":"2019-03-26T11:25:36","date_gmt":"2019-03-26T10:25:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/content.staffsante.fr\/?p=5941"},"modified":"2020-05-25T17:32:35","modified_gmt":"2020-05-25T15:32:35","slug":"top-10-des-paroles-de-patients","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.staffsante.fr\/contenu\/top-10-des-paroles-de-patients\/","title":{"rendered":"Le top 10 des paroles de patients"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Les professions m\u00e9dicales en voient vraiment de toutes les couleurs ! C\u2019est ce que d\u00e9montre une nouvelle fois avec humour le livre &#8220;Patients casse-couilles : fous rires aux urgences&#8221; du docteur Sonia Camy sorti en librairie le 14 mars 2019. 192 pages de perles m\u00e9morables !<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00c0 cette occasion, Staffsant\u00e9 a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de vous faire part des plus belles perles entendues de la bouche des patients, issues de \u201cPatients casse-couilles\u201d, \u201cC&#8217;est grave docteur ? Les plus belles perles entendues par votre m\u00e9decin\u201d sorti en 2016 ou simplement glan\u00e9es sur la toile.<\/p>\n<p>D\u00e9couvrez ce court floril\u00e8ge :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00ab Je rentre de voyage de noces : je n\u2019ai pas beaucoup dormi si vous voyez ce que je veux dire ! Il me faut un arr\u00eat pour r\u00e9cup\u00e9rer. \u00bb<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00ab Il me faudrait un truc qui me permette de retenir plus de choses. J\u2019ai l\u2019impression que les vitamines ne suffisent pas pour pr\u00e9parer mon examen. \u00bb<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00ab Vous pourriez me donner le num\u00e9ro du 15 s\u2019il vous pla\u00eet ? \u00bb<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00ab Je viens vous voir parce que mon fils a une infection urinaire, c&#8217;est mon m\u00e9decin qui lui a prescrite \u00bb<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00ab Ah oui Madame l&#8217;infirmi\u00e8re, j&#8217;ai bien pris ma temp\u00e9rature au pli de la laine \u00bb<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00ab Bonjour Docteur, alors il faudrait me faire une \u00e9chographie tout de suite, pour savoir qui est le p\u00e8re \u00bb<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00ab Je viens chercher les m\u00e9dicaments pour l\u2019Eisenhower de ma femme \u00bb (vous l\u2019aurez devin\u00e9, le patient parlait d\u2019Alzheimer)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00ab On m\u2019a fait passer un ULM. \u00bb<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00ab Je veux que vous deveniez mon m\u00e9decin traiteur \u00bb<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00ab Le kin\u00e9 me fait travailler les dominos \u00bb (vous l\u2019aurez devin\u00e9, le patient parlait d\u2019abdominaux)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00ab J&#8217;ai une hernie Fiscale ! \u00bb (au lieu d\u2019une hernie discale)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00ab On m&#8217;a fait trois points de soudure \u00bb<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00ab Je ne bois jamais entre les repas et jamais d\u2019alcool, que de la bi\u00e8re \u00bb<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00ab Je suis trop souvent enrhum\u00e9, envoyez-moi chez le rhumatologue \u00bb<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.staffsante.fr\/contenu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/patients-casse-couille-perles-1-696x696.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-5942 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/www.staffsante.fr\/contenu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/patients-casse-couille-perles-1-696x696-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"Patients casse couilles\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/content.staffsante.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/patients-casse-couille-perles-1-696x696-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/content.staffsante.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/patients-casse-couille-perles-1-696x696-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/content.staffsante.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/patients-casse-couille-perles-1-696x696.jpg 696w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les professions m\u00e9dicales en voient vraiment de toutes les couleurs ! 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